Basic Rate: Leaning Tower of Cock!

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Sweetie, you shouldn’t be self conscious.  If your girl is telling you your her best fuck, chances are that she’s telling you the truth.  Every girl has her preferences, and I can only rate your cock on my own.  Let’s start with the head of your cock.  You’ve got a very sexy shape to your dick head.  It’s wider than your shaft, long, and ridged just enough to drag along the inside of my tight little pussy and hit every sensitive spot.  Plus, if your girl likes oral, I’m sure she doesn’t mind wrapping her lips around this sexy cock head you’re rocking.  Your length is about average, and maybe even a bit longer.  This is great for fast, hard thrusts, and that’s another thing I’m sure your girl loves about this cock of yours.  Also, you’ve got quite a curve to the left here.  Curved dicks are almost always more fun than straight ones.  With a curve like this, you can reach and stimulate parts of her that a razor straight cock couldn’t even dream of stimulating.  Now for the part you may not want to hear.  I personally love a fat, girthy cock.  I want my pussy stretched to the max.  You’ve already mentioned that you know your cock isn’t very girthy.  You’re not the thinnest on the site, but you’re not going to win any Thick Dick Contests either.  But, that doesn’t mean you can’t please your girl.  Some women prefer thinner cocks, especially if they love length and having their cervix pounded.  Every woman is different.  Your cock isn’t bad baby.  Plus, you’ve done a great job keeping it manscaped and yummy looking.  Every woman appreciates a cleaned up package.  Especially if they’re planning on giving you oral.  There’s nothing like running my tongue all the way from a guy’s sack to the tip of his dick.   3.5/5
love, jenny


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In-Depth Erotic Rate: I Wouldn’t Mind Wrapping My Lips Around This Cock!

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Thanks for the pics baby.  You’ve done a great job showing me what you’ve got here, and I’m liking what I’m seeing.  ;)  Let’s start from the top and work our way down.  Mmmm, that definitely sounds like fun…oops, I guess we should get back to rating this sexy cock of yours!  First off, I’m loving the head of your cock.  Honestly, as soon as I saw it I knew I wanted my lips wrapped around it.  It’s exactly what I want in the head of a cock.  It’s wider than the shaft, it’s longish, and it’s ridged just right for wrapping my lips behind and running my tongue around.  Any girl that loves to suck cock as much as I do will tell you that having a sexy dick head like this one to put their mouth over is almost as good as having it inside them.  We’ll get to that in a minute. ;)  Your length is about average.  You’re not going to win any Long Dong Contests, but you’re not going to fail to get any girl’s attention, either.  Your girth looks to be about average too, maybe even thicker.  Now, I like my cocks nice and thick.  There’s nothing like having your pussy stretched wide and filled completely with a man’s thick member.  However, your cock would feel AMAZING in my ass.  Don’t get me wrong.  You could hold your own in my tight little pussy.  But, a cock like yours is perfect for anal.  You’re not too long, not too thick, and you have a nicely ridged head that would feel crazy good inside me.  Plus, your sack is sexy as hell, and I wouldn’t mind it slapping against my greedy little cunt as you pounded me tight little ass.  I’d love to be on my hands and knees in front of you, baring my ass and cunt to you while I looked over my shoulder and smiled.  You know you want this, you only have to choose which hole to begin with.  You’d stroke your cock, and finally guide it to my waiting pussy.  You’d push that sexy dick head in, and work your cock into my tight body.  You’d fuck me slow at first, teasing me and making me feel every inch of your member.  I’d push my hips back against you, begging you to fuck me harder and faster.  You finally wouldn’t be able to stand it any longer, and would start pounding my greedy cunt, your sack slapping against my swollen clit.  God baby, you’d feel soooo good inside me.  When you were completely covered in my slick juices, you’d pull your throbbing cock from my pussy, and guide the head of your cock to my waiting asshole.  You’d slowly work the head in, and push yourself into my body inch by slow inch.  When our bodies met, you’d begin to slide back out, dragging that ridged head of yours along and stimulating every inch of my tight ass.  You’d start to gain momentum, and your rhythm would pick up.  I’d work my hips with yours, helping you fuck my ass while I reached down between my legs and rubbed my swollen clit.  You’d start fucking my ass faster and harder, slapping my sensitive pussy with your sack and driving me wild.  My hand would be going crazy on my clit, loving the way your cock feels inside me and knowing that my orgasm is close.  Suddenly, it catches me off guard and my entire body clenches up.  I scream your name, and suddenly I feel you pull out.  Before I can make sense of anything, you force your cock back into my clenching pussy and fuck me hard and fast, bring me to another orgasm.  My pussy squeezes your cock with every thrust, and after a few more thrusts it becomes too much for you.  You shove your cock as far into my body as you can, and start shooting your load into me.  I love the feeling of you cumming inside me, and I continue to rub my clit until I have one last, small orgasm.  My pussy milks every last drop from your sexy cock, and as you pull out you can see my cum and yours drip from my swollen cunt and down over my thighs.  Thanks for the pics baby.  I needed a good fantasy. ;)  3.5/5
love,  jennifer


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Humiliation Rate: This Tiny, Nasty Dick is Exactly What I DON’T Want

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Guy asked to be humiliated.  Are you serious?  What the fuck is a woman supposed to do with this?  Not only is it short, but there’s absolutely no girth and the head is nonexistent.  You actually want me to rate this pathetic excuse of a dick?  No, I refuse to refer to this as a dick.  Men have dicks, and you’re obviously no man.  Are you wearing pantyhose and a garter belt in these pictures?  Good, because I can tell you right now that you’re nothing but a dickless little bitch.  You’re definitely not a real man.  You told me in your profile that your girlfriend is unsatisfied.  How in the fuck did you manage to score a girlfriend?  I can’t imagine ANYONE wanting this nasty wannabe cock anywhere near them.  You also said that you love to be locked in chastity.  Why even bother?  It’s not like this nub of yours could even enter a woman’s pussy.  I bet you’re a premature ejaculator, too.  I bet you’d take one good look at my pussy and jizz all over yourself.  That’s the only way you’d have an orgasm near me, because trust me, I’d never waste my time on some pantyhose wearing bitch boy like you.  I want a real man to bend me over and fuck me, to pound my tight little pussy with every inch of his long, fat dick.  Maybe I’d let you watch so you could see what a real man can do for a woman.  I probably wouldn’t though, because the sight of your nasty little nub would ruin any chances I’d have of reaching an orgasm.  I can’t imagine letting a pathetic excuse for a man like you touch me.  Your pictures are absolutely repulsive, and I can’t imagine any woman wanting this pathetic thing inside them.  Your girlfriend needs to go out and find a real man to give her the kind of fucking she’s missing out on with a little bitch boy like you.  Send her to the site and show her what she could be having.  Let her look through the pics and see what a real fucking man has.  Let her see what a real cock looks like, not that pathetic, weak little thing you have between your legs.  I’m done with this rating.  I’m going to go take a shower.  Rating this nasty thing of yours has me feeling dirty, and not in a good way.  .5/5
Ew… jenny


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Basic Rate: A Gorgeous Head Makes This Cock Stand Out

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Thanks for the pic!  You haven’t given me much variety to review, but let’s rate what you’ve given me baby.  First off, I have to start with this gorgeous cock head you’re rocking.  I love it!  This is exactly what I want on any cock I’m about to play with or have pushing itself inside my tight little body.  ;)  Any girl that loves wrapping her lips around a nice, juicy cock would love to have her mouth on this one.  Your girth seems to be about average.  You’re not rocking a soda can, but no one’s going to confuse this bad boy for a pencil either.  Your length looks to be about comfortably average.  Length and girth like this is perfect for hard, fast fucking and can also be great for any girl that loves a nice cock in her ass.  ;)  You also appear to have a nice upward curve, and possibly even a curve to the left.  If you follow my blog and have read any of my other reviews, then you know that I absolutely have no problem with a sexy, curved cock.  If you know how to use it, you can do amazing things with a curved cock like yours.  These curves can help you rub against parts of me that a razor straight cock just can’t even begin to reach.  Curves can allow you to rub my g-spot in ways that would have me moaning your name and have my pussy juices flowing down my thighs and over my tight little ass.  I wish you would have shown your sack in the pic baby.  A sexy sack can go a long way in helping me rate a cock and really turn me on.  There’s nothing like a sexy sack smacking against my swollen, greedy cunt while I get my tight little ass pounded.  ;)  Not a bad cock baby, especially for anal.  2.5/5
love, jenny


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Basic Rate: This Shorter Cock Has a Great Head…Perfect For Anal

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Hi jenny. This pic comes with a back story. I’ve been married for 5 years and my wife just cheated on me. She says I have a small cock and that she can’t do that. She says she’s loves big fat thick dicks and mine is just too short and skinny. So I want you to give me an honest rating. Is my dick really not big? Why do women love big dicks? Look at my pic and tell. Thank you. Please let me know about my cock size my wife says she can’t feel me anymore because the guy she’s fucking is huge.
Sweetie, I think you know your cock isn’t going to win any Big Dick Awards.  Your length is below average,  just a bit on the shorter side.  This doesn’t mean you can’t please a woman, as long as you know what you’re doing.  Your girth isn’t all that impressive either, I’m sorry to say.  But, the head of your cock is VERY nice.  It’s wider than your shaft, and the ridges are definitely pronounced.  This is the kind of cock that gals (like me!) that love both oral and anal would love to get a chance to play with.  Your cock is short enough to slide my mouth all the way down, and the head is the perfect head to wrap my lips around and run my tongue across.  Your cock is perfect for anal for the same reasons.  You’re just the right length to fuck my tight little ass without hurting me, and your ridged head would feel amazing as it rubbed itself along inside me.  You asked why women love larger cocks.  Honestly, every woman likes different things.  But, I can tell you why I like what I do.  I love an average to above average length cock because it can reach the most sensitive parts inside of me that just beg for attention, and can rub against my g-spot and drive me crazy.  Those cocks can fuck me hard and fast without worrying about hurting me.  But, I love girth above everything else.  A really fat cock can spread my tight little pussy wide and rub every single inch of my slick tunnel.  That equals maximum sensation.  I’m sorry you’re going through what you are, but honesty is my policy.  Your best bet is to learn to work your tongue like a pro, and find you a girl that loves oral and/or anal.  Also, don’t be afraid to manscape baby.  A cleanly manscaped package always looks bigger and more inviting.  3/5
love, jenny


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